Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Things I Say Almost Every Day (work edition)

1.  You're going to feel a little stick.

2.  Open your mouth, stick out your tongue and say, "Ahhh."

3.  May I listen to your heart and lungs?

5.  When was the last time you had anything to eat or drink.

7.  You may wake up with a little bit of a sore throat.  Possibly some nausea but I'll give you medicine before you wake up to help prevent that.  Really serious complications such as heart or lung problems or damage to your teeth caused by putting in the breathing tube are very, very unusual.  I expect you to do just fine.

6.  Nice deep breaths for me.

7.  You're going to be drifting off to sleep now.  And I am going to be right here with you until you're safely awake.  Sweet dreams.

8.  Time out!  This is....  She's having a ....  She has no known drug allergies and she's receiving....for her antibiotic.

9.  Let's have a fast turnover, girls!

10.  Hey, sweetie.  I'm on my way home.

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